Hair Dryer-Roasted Chicken Wins The 2018 Award for the Whitest Thing on the Internet

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“In a ceremony televised on Fox News and The Food Network, The New Yorker’s “roving food correspondent” Helen Rosner was awarded the 2018 “I Was Told By Applecare” Prize for Unapologetic Whiteness.”