I’m Not Black, I’m Kanye


“Kanye West wants freedom—white freedom. I could only have seen it there, on the waxed hardwood floor of my elementary-school auditorium, because I was young then, barely 7 years old, and cable had not yet come to the city, and if it had, my father would not have believed in it.”


Hair Dryer-Roasted Chicken Wins The 2018 Award for the Whitest Thing on the Internet


“In a ceremony televised on Fox News and The Food Network, The New Yorker’s “roving food correspondent” Helen Rosner was awarded the 2018 “I Was Told By Applecare” Prize for Unapologetic Whiteness.”

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